Wonderful Pistachios Miss Piggy Commercial
Miss Piggy is sitting on a sofa next to a picture of Kermit The Frog. She has a bowl of pistachios, from which she is eating and playing he loves me he loves me not. “He loves me. He loves me not.” She...
View ArticleWonderful Pistachios Stephen Colbert Part 1 Commercial
Stephen Colbert is sitting behind a desk with his eagle and some Wonderful Pistachios next to him. “Hello America. The folks at Wonderful Pistachios have asked me to help sell their product. But c’mon,...
View ArticleWonderful Pistachios Stephen Colbert Part 2 Commercial
After Stephen Colbert’s first attempt to help Wonderful Pistachios sell their product fails, he tries something a little more drastic. “Folks, evidently sales of pistachios have not skyrocketed in the...
View ArticleWonderful Pistachios French Kissing Freedom Commercial
Stephen Colbert is on a bed talking about the pistachio in his hand. “The pistachio. The shell kind of looks like a tiny eagle beak with a little green tongue inside.” Stephen pops the nut into his...
View ArticleWonderful Pistachios Stephen Colbert Playing Pool Commercial
Stephen Colbert is playing some pool with his eagle friend. “The pistachio, a delicious snack and a useful tool.” Stephen uses the pistachio in his hand to chalk his pool cue (or pool stick, whichever...
View ArticleWonderful Pistachios He Ate A Parrot Commercial
Stephen Colberts eagle friend is perched in a room repeatedly saying “Pistachio. Pistachio. Pistachio.” over and over again. Stephen walks in and explains. “He ate a parrot.” The eagle continues to...
View ArticleWonderful Pistachios Eagle Smoking In Colorado Commercial
Stephen Colbert and his Eagle visit Colorado to take in the sites… and few other things. They sit on the porch of their cabin “The pistachio, green, natural, and available without prescription in all...
View ArticleWonderful Pistachios Dominatrix Commercial
A dominatrix places a pistachio on a chair, and then whips it open. “Dominatrix do it, on command. Wonderful Pistachios, get crackin’.”
View ArticleWonderful Pistachios Manny Pacquiao Commercial
Manny Pacquiao punches a green speed ball. “Manny Pacquiao does it, with a knockout punch.” He hits the bag so hard that it explodes, throwing pistachios all over the place. “Wonderful Pistachios, get...
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